Small weird Apps.
Real problems. Strange little loops.
The extremely small amusement park
Please touch
the weird stuff.
Four little tastes of what we make.
No download. Mildly questionable pigeons.
01 / Dating
BZZT — Dating without endless swiping.
BZZT helps you notice people nearby, without turning dating into profile shopping.
- 01 See a signal.
- 02 Send a signal.
- 03 If it's mutual, say hello in real life.
Less swiping. More actual hello.
What is BZZT, exactly?
BZZT is a free proximity dating app for iOS and Android. See who is nearby without revealing your exact location, send an anonymous signal, and if the interest is mutual you both get 30 minutes to meet face to face. No endless swiping, no long chat threads. For adults 18+.
▍ time to meet
30:00
face to face
02 / Safety
cmok — Safety without panic theatre.
cmok helps close people stay gently connected before anything goes wrong.
- 01 One tap.
- 02 Close circle.
- 03 Quiet reassurance.
Less panic. More presence.
What is cmok, exactly?
cmok is a free daily check-in app for iOS and Android, made for people who live apart from their loved ones — for example adult children whose parent lives alone. One tap a day tells a close circle of family, neighbours or friends that everything is OK. An emergency signal alerts the whole circle with your location; apart from that, cmok does not track location.
03 / Racing
No Last Run — Racing without waiting for an event.
No Last Run turns real bike-park trails into an offline downhill racing game.
- 01 Drop in.
- 02 Descent.
- 03 Time.
- 04 Rank.
- 05 Repeat.
Not a tracker. A gravity league.
What is No Last Run, exactly?
No Last Run is a mobile gravity league for mountain bikers. Ride an official downhill trail at a bike park: the app detects the start gate, the phone's GPS times the run to the finish, and verified times go onto a seasonal leaderboard for that trail. The top 3 on each trail make the season podium. Season 01 (2026) runs at Słotwiny Arena in Krynica-Zdrój, Poland.
▍ live time
01:42.07
- 01 MTB.LD7 01:38.42
- 02 GATE_K 01:39.07
- 03 DRT.PL 01:41.18
04 / Exploring
Tup Quest — Your usual walk. An unexpected turn.
Tup Quest turns a walk into a game of discovery. Colour in the streets you explore and collect stories from music, books and films — hidden in plain sight across Polish cities.
- 01 Pick a city. Start walking.
- 02 Watch your map fill with colour.
- 03 Find a story around the corner.
Just one more street.
What is Tup Quest, exactly?
Tup Quest is a free city exploration game for walkers, for iOS and Android (available in Poland). The streets you walk get coloured in on your map, and themed collections lead you to places from music, film, books and history across 18 Polish cities. Walk routes stay on the phone; a weekly league and private friend groups are optional.
A bigger world. Walked
Still to discover
▍ Loop gymnastics
One loop.
Bent four ways.
Every app here is the same small loop, bent into a different shape. Give it a poke. It bounces back. Loops do.
▍ The fine print
Read the label.
Small Weird Apps is a product label, so we printed one.
Studio facts
Small Weird Apps
4 apps per studio Serving size 1 moment
Amount per app
Real-life moments100%
| Ingredient | % Daily Value* |
|---|---|
| Endless swiping 0 g | 0% |
| Panic theatre 0 g | 0% |
| Waiting for an event 0 min | 0% |
| The same old route 0 km | 0% |
| Feeds to scroll 0 | 0% |
| Loops worth repeating 1 | 100% |
Side effects may include: saying hello to a stranger, a calmer call home, a faster second run, getting lost on purpose.
* Percent Daily Values are based on a life lived mostly off-screen.
Made in Warsaw by
Cybird Consulting Dariusz Ptaszek